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last week saw the explusion of two Gumbles from the S.U. for reasons that shall remain undisclosed Thegumbles were up holding a fine tradition of drunken dissobedience in the face of organised entertainment But it's ok Joe gets paid on wednesday so who gives a toss.
In 1999 a crack squad of drinking men were barred from from the L.A. for a crime they were not let commit. these men promptly found themselves in the Maynooth underground.Today they exist as drinkers of little fortune,If you can find them and if you can afford it maybe you can drink with THE GUMBLES. In unrelated news a ingredient from our cookery dept for a night of disaster, 1.six cans of strongbow, 2.one naggin of vodka, 3.one bottle of buck's fizz, 4. and finally at least one drunken gumble. Here i wish to submit a excerpt from the most revered text in the history of the Gumbles. The following while may be innaccurate in places is based on actual people and events (if you could call them that). CHAPTER 1: Indeed this account has been written through the eyes and mind of one individual and therefore following while accurate in fact may be viewed differently through different eyes. For it was once said that in the beginning there grew a great tree whose branches sheltered every nation under heaven- the tree was objectivity. The fruit of the tree was to provide sustinence to different peoples. each people had a name in their own native tongue for the fruit. its universal understanding became opinionated and was called subjectivity. It is important to discuss objectivity because before any histography is written a yardstick by which it can be understood by everyone is required. The formation of the Gumbles dates back perhaps to the nocturnal activities of a certain group of individuals who many say through fate came together on each thursday of the full moon to begin the greatest beerfest known to mankind. At the 17th hour otf the fourth day it was decided to meet and consume whay had become to the Gumbles a sustaining force whose powers had as of yet ih these academic years were unharnessed. These magical mystical liquidsdistilled from the fruits of the Gods became the lifeforce of every Gumble, the part of the creed the now possessed. Incahol was now a giver of life and mother to us all.Throughout this time the Gumbles had yet to form this common nameand resultig common bond and of course love for liqour. It was not until the third year of their drinking careers that a single coherent group with single strategy planning and a common based approach to organising social events was this dramatic and dynamic development to take place. MORE EXTRACTS FROM THE B.O.G LATER, KEEP IT HERE ON THE GUMBLE WEB PAGE. WINGS OF THE GUMBLES M.A.C. : Men Against Cooties. The militant wing of the gumbles dedicated to destroying the force of cooties by banishing all sufferers to Chaircieveen for immediate treatment W.I.C. : Women Involved with Cooties all women with cooties (evil and must be destroyed - have cornflour handy). G.O.G. : Grammar Of Gumbles our vast and varied vocabulary B.O.G. : see above Cumann na mBan Gumble : female associates poorly defined at present I want chicken i want liver meow mix meow miw please deliever! Just a quick word by Dermo gumble who is eagerly awaiting the session with paddy, worzel, ciaran, tricky, dela, martin, paddy g., brendan, and anyone else who cares to join us down by the canal for 3rd June 1999. special guest appearance by LECTORE and THE BOLLOX. MUSIC BY JIMMY SEED AND THE FAT CATASTROPHIES! more later. paddy as were are all going our separate ways for the summer it's up to you to add to the web page (and worzel) coz ye guys have pc's and the rest of us poor sods don't.# Also DON'T FORGET THE LAST GUMBLE BIRTHDAY ON JULY 23RD 1999. I EXPECT NO-ONE TO MISS YOUNG LAD'S SESSION! | ||||||||||||||||||
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After a long and fruitless absence Joe the cool Gumble has been retrived from the depths of lostness.Contact was made via Dermo who waisted no time in comendering the afore mentioned Joe for what will surely be a fine addition to the book of gumbles ,should Dermo ever get it finished.Just where did Joe go I hear you ask well it is my opinion that he was abducted by our only real enemy the evil supervillan LECTORE for update on this bastard ask either Tricky or Paddy who will be only to glad to help out but be warned he is a bastard.So go bollox go.I'm now going to announce this week's winner of the covated best Joe moment award and as usual Dermo is the prize, and the lucky winner gets full access to all areas of Young Lad.So congratulations Liam and keep up those spellbinding tales we've come to expect and enjoy your prize .That ends this special bulletin and keep sending in those special Joe moments we all love. Just spotted by Worzel and Paddy Lectores most foul deed the victim of Lectores wrath after a night on the guinness this poor supergeek needs to be put down for his own good | Joe Flash !Joe Flash! Joe Flash!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Just who is lector!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Lector is the most vile and evil creation ever attributed to the gumbles he is second only to Satin in his evilness but he is above both the gumbles and the bollox who although they are evil do not work for Lector and in many ways lector is what all gumbles aspire to thi way a gumble becomes a lector is by stealing another gumbles pint so that the victim is now evilless and so the aggressor recieves the vanguished gumbles evil so when a gumble has stolen a pint from every other gumble then he is lector!!!!!!! The ammount of exclamation marks tells you just how evil this lector is.But caution must be observed as all lectors are very evil and cannot be killed.The bollox is Lectors enemy he's to lazy to give a toss so don't rely on any help from that bollox,Lector is easy to recognist as he is roughty 700ft tall and dressed in a black cape like a lecture's but his cape also has metal spikes like the shreaders from teenage mutant turtles his mode of transport is flying in the standing position by rotating his mortar board hat allthis makes you think he would be easy to spot with his huge size but he is a master of disguise and is gifted in the art of chaffe and observe so if you've been chaffed look all around cause you don't know if it's him or one of your fellow gumbles so be carefull finally if you do see him don't bother running cause his birds will get you no matter where you are,also may i reminde you that lector is widely accepted as the reason cooties were called to earth so now you know how big a bastard this guy is more lector updates as we make them up The inflence of the gumbles is spreading with news coming in of legal action being threatend on katie. She brought this on herself however sending threatening leters to young canadian girls and confessing her carnal desires to Greeks. Will she ever learn. Lector has also been attruibuted to the establishment of many evil things eg landlords garda's and most notably paddy Handle bars as we all know this was a severe chaffe and if anyone else was responsible they would surley die but not lector.He is widely believed to live in the college church ard has been known on occasion to squash smaller churches with his home as a morning warm up chaffe.His prefered tatic for killing people is to squash them underfoot as he sees fit and although is is a relatively quick and painless death he seems to tale great pride in it.It is wanton evilness like this that has let lector grow to his current power and it is now way beyond even the gumbles powers to toppel thie cunt.There is nowhere to hide and no point in running so live while you can and hopr you never meet this guy cause he will get you and you will not live to tell the tale all information is recieved through satalite so details of lector is sketchy buy what we have is frightning and i personaly am shiting it. Paddy connell Lector Corrospondant | ||||||||||||||||||
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